This post is about rape so if you cannot handle it please leave now. As Fela said, all you Africans please listen to me as Africans and you non-Africans, listen to me with open minds. In the animal kingdom, the peacock struts his stuff, spreads his feathers and invites the females to enjoy the show as an indication of his intention to have intercourse. The female kangaroo will walk around with her butt stuck out when she is in heat as a sign to the boys that she wants something hard in her. Over the past century or so, we have experienced a change in the way human beings view the molestation and desecration of women. Movements such as women's lib and a general increase in morality across the board have made acts such as rape even now more than ever denounced and condemned. Rapists are considered the worst of humanity, the scum of the earth and even in prisons, an alternate world filled with killers and hardened criminals, rapists are designated to the lowest rung in the ladder. If you are a rapist in 2008, you're pretty screwed. End of story. Drug dealers and mass murderers may be welcomed with open arms but you my friend are done for. There is no salvation for you. You will be hard pressed to find someone who will empathize with you on any level. Serial killers can be on death row and find pen pals who will want to relate with them. As for you let's just say that society considers you lower than the dirt on which we tread. And rightfully so, but I digress. Now let's flip the script and step away from the predators and their victims and move over to the females who love as in absolutely love to tease. Girls who push the envelope to the limit. Ladies who want to know how far they can push a man before he loses his mind and goes for broke. I constantly ask myself why it is only in intercourse that you are expected to have super human restraint to be able to stop immediately we hear NO, regardless of the stage of arousal be it kissing, touching, sucking or dear god no, already fucking. You cannot tell the pilot in a moving airplane that you do not want to travel anymore and ask to be let out. So why are we expected to go from Green to Red light in 2 seconds flat? Why is the onus on intercourse on the woman? It seems like it is already assumed that the guys are all set and ready to go at your beck and call. Why is there a double standard? Why can't we be the ones who get to say I don't want to do it anymore after we've been making out for 2 hours? Why can't we be the one who gets to change our minds when you are so wet, your love juices are running down your thighs and soaking past the sheets and into the mattress? Why can't we ask you to stop! Please stop! Stop right now!....when you're already on top, riding my dick at 120 mph? Why can't we get off the bed and start getting dressed just before you bust a nut simply because I just decided that I'm still in love with my ex girlfriend and this is all wrong? Why can't I look up at you with tears in my eyes and ask you to get off me or I'll tell everyone you raped me? Why? Well apparently, Mr Olorikpanla, you apparently haven't noticed that a woman cannot rape a man. In the same way that a key hole cannot force its way onto a key. Plus what kind of spineless good for nothing man are you? I mean why on God's good earth will you even consider complaining or refusing access to your person to a woman? Good Lord son! Man up! Grow some balls or just give those mincy ones you have which are the size of M&Ms up before word gets around that you got raped by a woman. But sir I swear! I did not want to do it. She forced herself on me. Oh really? Someone call the Guinness Book of Records for in our presence have we witnessed the impossible. For the first time since the beginning of mankind, a soft penis was forced into a vagina. Or my boy isn't that what happened? Wait hold on did you just nod your head to say no? Oh so you were not soft? Then tell me which kind of penis gets hard against their owners consent? Abi did she slip a viagra into your Limca? Or are pink elephants flying backwards now? Look here my son. You cannot claim to have been raped by this woman because you apparently wanted it. Sir! I did not want it. I occurred against my will. OK sorry about that my boy, I forgot that she had you kidnapped, bound, blindfolded and brought into her bedroom. Well sir she did not. Hmmm well I'm sure you can at least take your ripped clothes to the police station as evidence. No sir, I took my clothes off myself. Interesting! Then she must have put a knife to your throat or tied you to the bed to prevent your escape. *Head bowed in shame* no she did not. Well how then did she rape you, young man? I told her to stop but she refused. Stop? Stop what? I asked her to stop what she was doing. I tried to convince her to get off me, I tried to disengage our organs but she refused. She kept on going, ignoring my pleas. She kept going while I sobbed and cried. She kept going as tears ran down my cheeks. She kept going as the shame filled my heart. She kept going as grief raked my soul. She kept going as every thrust defiled me, every moan soiled me and every sinew in my body was filled with revulsion. She kept going till I felt her tense on top of me, her fingernails dug into my shoulders, her head thrown back as the breath caught in her throat and her body stiffened in the final throes of orgasm as she climaxed on top of me. My mind was flooded with feelings of self loathing, sorrow and despair that erupted like a volcano as tears filled my eyes and sobs wracked my body. Why me? I asked myself. Why did this have to happen to me? I watched her though my half closed lids as she cleaned herself up. I watched in disbelief as she dressed, totally oblivious to what she had just done to me. Did she not know? My heart was filled to overflow with grief. Lord, deliver me from this dark dark day. I covered my head with the blanket in shame, hoping that the earth below will cave in so I can fall to my death for life is not worth living anymore. I have been raped.....I have been raped. So what did you do next my boy? I called 911 and told them I had been raped. The lady on the phone asked me where the victim was. I said I have been raped. Then she asked "is the suspect still in the building or has he left"? I said she just walked out of the door about 30 minutes ago. "She?"....sir did you just say She? the operator asked. "Yes" I replied. How old are you sir? I'll be 26 in May. "What a loser!" she said and promptly hung up. I did not know what to do so I drove to the police station. I told the sergeant on duty what had happened and demanded a full rape investigation complete with the rape kit because I was going to press charges. Over barely stifled laughter, he told me that there were not rape kits for adult males who get raped by girls who picked them up at the bar. I bowed my head in shame and went home. Oh lord! Hahahahahahha I can't wait to get back home to tell my neighbors about you. What a loser. You my boy take the cake. You don't need the dunce hat, we need to build you a dunce house and buy you a dunce car. You really suck at life boy. Phew! Little cry baby here got raped by a woman. It wasn't rape, it was suprise sex...or haven't you heard that a man cannot be raped by a woman? It is 2008 my boy. No means yes and yes means anal. The end. I hope this gets your mind spinning. I would like to hear what you think so please leave a comment. | 
